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“My Boat Doesn’t Run on Thanks” Distressed T-Shirt

“My Boat Doesn’t Run on Thanks” Distressed T-Shirt

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Get ready to hit the lake with our vintage distressed “My Boat Doesn’t Run on Thanks” T-shirt! Whether you’re a weekend boater or just out hitting the lake, this shirt is perfect for showing off your love for the water. Crafted with care and humor, it features a weathered design that captures the essence of life on the waves. Available in various sizes, this tee makes a great gift for boat owners, lake enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a good dad joke. Don’t let your boat run on gratitude alone—grab this shirt and sail away in style! 🚤⚓

Brand T-Shirt Details:

  • Next Level
  • 100% combed ringspun cotton
  • Fabric Laundered 
  • Hemmed Sleeves
  • Side Seams 
  • Tear away label


Shirt Size Chart

Size Body Length Chest Width
Small 28 19
Medium 29 20.5
Large 30 22
X-Large 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

Body Length Tolerance: 1/2

Chest Tolerance: 1/2

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